The Other Kind of Nerd
Chicago.I do a podcast called Highbrow Dick Jokes. I'm fierce as fuck and I only indulge in things equally as fierce. I don't claim to be an expert in anything but I have strong opinions on everything. In this economy I can't afford to just give fucks out for free. I believe in God and Gay so we'll see where I end up in the afterlife. (I'm praying for a room full of glitter and whiskey) While my philosophies may not be perfect, I assure you that my lipstick and eyeliner application are always flawless.
OVERWEIGHT IMAGE OF PERFECTION
Give me 3 days alone with you and I'll make you hear color and see sound.
Drugs. Pizza. Sex. Grapefruits.
Rinse and Repeat.
(P.S. I'm sexing your mom on the reg.)
People Who Could Get It
Mario Lopez
Jeff Goldblum
Moshe Kasher
Donald Glover
Katy Perry
Wyatt Cenac
